What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Reddit Gold Jokes More Reddit Gold Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.