How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ?

Ten tickles

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.