Axe Jokes

  • What do you call a midget with an axe?

    A battle dwarf

  • How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

    If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

  • How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

    No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

  • How do you stop a clown from laughing?

    Hit it in the face with an axe.

  • When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

    Go axe your mother."

  • How do you keep a clown from laughing?

    Hit him in the face with an axe.

  • What do people and trees have in common?

    They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

  • What happens if an axe falls on your car?

    You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

  • How do you get a clown off a swing?

    hit him in the face with an Axe

  • How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

    Hit him in the face with an axe