Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.