What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code