What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad