What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.