Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.