What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie