What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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