What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.