An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
They go shopping at a department store.
Who knows, there is no tax record of it.
Batman.
Everything, given enough time
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
A truant !
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
All of if its uncles are aunts!
Def Leppard
