What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands