What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ?

Apollogize !

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"