What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.