What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.