Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

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Deydahoes.

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A Baked Potato

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".