Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Moooo!

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and what are the employees names?

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If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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That's the worst book I ever read.

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Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom