What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice