What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.