What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.