What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.