What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool