What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."