What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !