What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.