What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated