What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.