Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.