What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Elfabet Jokes More Elfabet Jokes

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!