What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.