What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !