How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything