What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)