Dad jokes
A potato.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
poop.
When it becomes apparent.
There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.
Formed a coustic d'tat
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds