What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.