What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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We're Finnished."

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.