What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.