What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie