What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs