What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.