What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.