What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

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They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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because Mace Windu nuffin

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!