What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.