Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Where do esport players go if they get arrested?

Guantanamo ebay

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(