What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.