What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.