What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.