What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)