Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P